More like Guam
Me: What are we going to do tonight?
Her: Watch Colbert, go to bed.
Me: And give you an orgasm?
Her: … Maybe.
Me: Do I get a vote?
Her: No.
Me: Not even like a Washington D.C. kind of vote?
Her: Not even. You’re more like Guam.
Me: Oh.
(Alas, there was no orgasm.)
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I wonder if I got the inflections correct, as I heard that in my head!?
Probably.