Quick tip

Here’s a quick tip for all you other neophyte bloggers out there. Wanna draw a bunch of traffic to your site? Just make a post with the title “Fuck me”. Doesn’t matter if you actually want to be fucked (you could talk about strawberry preserves, if you wanted to), all that matters if that you say you do. They’ll be drawn to you like ants at a picnic.

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