Cock shots

In the spirit of my recent rant about dudes posting shots of their cocks locked in CB-x000 devices, I offer you, my faithful readers, the following.

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Unfortunately, I don’t have the guts to post these shots sans pants (unlike Tom, nobody’s asked me to anyway). In the least, I imagine they can be used as educational examples of how one looks while packing plastic. The one on the left was taken during my flight home yesterday and the one of the right today while sitting in a four hour meeting (in both cases, I was discrete – nobody saw me take them).

What do you think? A little obvious?

As I’ve posted before, I’ve kinda gotten over worrying if people notice my queer bulge. I’m not going out of my way to show it off, but as you can see, there’s only so much I can do hide it. I’ve tried aligning it with the center seam of my pants, but that looks just as weird since the tip of the CB6K’s tube is somewhat pointed and the seam will usually fit right into the tube’s slot. Nice thing about our sex averse society is no one’s likely to ask me about it even if they do think there’s something weird going on down there.

Quick update on the hair management front: I can report after four days that I have none of the usual issues with skin irritation and pain around the A ring and no razor burn or other issues due to shaving. I’m being very careful to lubricate my skin before removing the stubble each morning and have found much of what I used to assume was skin getting pinched in the seams of the A ring was actually hair getting stuck and pulled. This may be the most comfortable I’ve been while in the device so far, even after days like today when I was sitting at various conference tables pretty much nonstop all day. Color me very happy with my Friar Tuck pube-do.

9 thoughts on “Cock shots

  1. Hey – let’s start a trend. We’ll keep posting pics of our clothed bulges, and maybe everybody else will follow suit.

    Actually, I was going to post a picture of the Birdlock making a bit more bulge in my pants than the 3k. Maybe that should be a regular part of my reviews. You know, the reviews that take me months to get around to actually writing.

  2. Yes, please, make that part of the review that I’ll be reading sometime shortly after I’ve entered an elder care facility and have lost the use of my penis. 😉

  3. A guy I used to have a class with often had a bulge similar to the picture on the right. I figured it was just his balls hanging out of his (presumably) boxers. Of course, it changed shape (I think), so maybe that was less suspicious. I don’t know. I probably stare at crotches more than normal people.

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