HNThumper XXXVI: The great outdoors

Still on vacation! I scheduled this HNT twofer before I left.

I am, at heart, a nudist. Belle calls me an exhibitionist, and that’s probably true, too, but I don’t think they’re the same thing. I really like to be naked but I’m not particularly interested in being caught in that condition.

As avid readers of this blog may know, Belle and I are fortunate enough to have access to a family cabin deep in the north woods of Minnesota (not all that far from the Canadian border). In years past, I’d get away from the bustle of multiple families all piled on top of one another in its relatively tight quarters by heading off into the woods. Sometimes on a bike (though not recently – I really need a new mountain bike), but most often in a kayak. Whether on forest road or river, this part of the state is sparsly populated. I go for hours and never see another person.

Which is good, because as soon as I’d think I was well and truly removed from view, I’d often strip off my clothes. No, not all at once. Usually just the shirt until I was able to stoke my courage, then the full Monty. As long as I remembered to apply generous sunscreen and bug spray before leaving, it’d be bliss. The feeling of the warm summer sun washing against the whole of my body and the calm, cooling breezes stroking every last hair: chest, legs, and pubes. Inevitably, the heat of the sun on the penis would cause it to twitch and stir and lengthen and do all those things penises do. It’s not that I wanted to be naked for sexual reasons, but the excitement of being that way, totally and completely, in a place where anyone could come across me (either by coming down the road in the opposite direction or by me paddling around a bend and finding a boat of quiet fishermen just sitting there) inevitably caused my heart to start pumping and the rest would just – ahem – come naturally. (OK, maybe I am just a smidge of an exhibitionist.)

One time, in the kayak, I stopped at a giant boulder in the river (probably 20 feet across) and splayed out over it with my clothes back in the boat too far away to get to unnoticed if anyone came upon me. The heat of the rock on my back and the heat of the sun on my front and my hand on what was, at the time, my stiff penis with nothing but the eyes of the eagles and deer and whatever other fauna came across me. I jacked off on that rock, leisurely, enjoying my feeling of oneness with the great outdoors. Of course, I eventually left my seed there. Once it spurted out of me, it seemed to take my courage with it and I scrambled back to the kayak to be closer to my clothing.

Today (eleven days prior to this post), I found myself in a similar situation for the first time in a long while. I was out on the same stretch of secluded river and felt the need to be free of my clothing. Once I thought it was safe, I was kayaking in the nude with only the buzzing dragonflies as my company. This is the first time I’ve done this in a steel tube and was interested to find that, even though it was now sitting in full sunlight, I could feel the metal cool once it was free of the steamy confines of my pants. Then, after a few minutes, it assumed a wonderful heat that was especially evident when a breeze would blow over me and cool the rest of my body while the encased penis stayed warm. I paddled that way for quite a while, keeping my eyes and ears sharp, wondering what I’d do if discovered. The brave naturist in me said I should do nothing except smile and wave (and wouldn’t it be great if we lived in a world where that was possible?), but the reasonable adult in me rehearsed the movements I’d need to execute, aware that to do them too quickly might cause the tippy little boat to capsize.

I never came across anyone, but I did happen by two campsites. After the first, I put my shirt back on and placed my shorts over my lap, but I never saw another person. About 90 minutes after putting in, I stopped on a little spit of land to rest, drink some water, and be naked. The tree cover was sparse, but the position was perfect to see up and down the long river in both directions.

Of course, things are not as they used to be for me. While my heart still pounds and the warmth and breezes still work their magic, the little penis is locked away in a steel tube. I wanted at it badly, but accepted it was not to be. Instead of dwelling on that, I walked down a trail running the spine of the little peninsula. I found a rough campsite (fire ring and left-over wood), but it hadn’t been used in a while. Then, as I came over a rise, I saw in front of me a canoe pulled up into the reeds. Inside was fishing tackle and a bucket. Whoever’s this canoe was, they were not far away. I turned my white ass to it and headed back to the kayak. I decided to get dressed again, but not before I took the first of today’s HNTs (after the jump).

I like this shot due to its juxtaposition of the beauty of nature, the kayak with all the woodsy outdoorsmanship it suggests, my otherwise naked lower-mid section, and, of course, a small bit of German steel far, far from home.

Right after, I got dressed, back in the kayak and pushed off. As I turned around to head back the way I came, I saw a little red cabin on the opposite shore back inside the trees where I could not see when I landed because, honestly, I didn’t look hard enough. I didn’t see any people at that little cabin, but had there been any, they would have had an excellent view of my glowing white butt as it scrambled up the shore and my (nearly) naked frame as it walked up and down the narrow peninsula. And, of course, my pause to snap a commemorative photograph.

On my way back down the river, I spied another nice promontory upon which to land. Unlike previous trips like this, I was still carrying the freshly produced hormones of sexual stimulation (not to mention all the old ones that are constantly coursing through me). I came ashore and immediately dropped my clothes on the nearest log. Another fantastic viewpoint and another rough, deserted campsite. This one, though, had a few of those big, beautiful boulders the river was named for. I laid back on its rugged, lichen-scaled surface and took the second of today’s HNTs.

The sun on my skin felt so good. The boulder felt warm and rough on my ass and lower back. The wind sang though every hair on my body. There was a nice open spot where I could just bask. It was, honestly, fucking awesome. I doubt squirting all over the place would have made it any better.

For those interested, here’s the general neck of the woods in which I was exposing myself. Hang around long enough, maybe you’ll come across me there again.

[googlemaps http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&hq=&t=p&ll=47.635841,-91.601429&spn=0.020243,0.051498&z=14&output=embed&w=600&h=350]

Fun Fact: Until she read this post, Belle had no idea I did this kind of thing!

Previous HNThumpers here. Read all about Half-Nekkid Thursday over at Osbasso’s.