Someone found this blog today by typing the following into Google:
what you can do with a cockring
As far as I know, cock rings have exactly one intended purpose. I’m sure there’s a wide variety of “off-label” uses one could find for the things (“Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…”), but as far as I know, I’ve never written about them.
They make nice curtain rings.
They’re great for stubborn drain clogs!
Dev, Elle, your comments make me laugh …