Again with the Christians

Who knew that my new lifestyle would give me so much in common with the Christian set?

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This, from a new line of inspirational t-shirts for Christian teens. They also come with the sayings “EX-Fornicator”, “EX-Athiest”, “EX-Rebel”,  and my absolute favorite, “EX-Homosexual”.

More info here. Buy them here (seriously, I want the EX-Masturbator badly). Via BuzzFeed.