Of porn and rogue vibrators

Two random things…

I’ve started a new Tumblr. One more brick in the global Thumpermedia empire. Of course, there’s the original Portfolio. When I first started curating it, I said it was a place to “collect pictures I like, but also the occasional story or even video. It’s not going to be just any porn that turns my crank, but specifically the porn that, for whatever reason, speaks to me as a submissive bisexual male.” I tend to pick pictures of men being used for sex by other men, beautiful women being beautiful, hot guys being hot, guys going down on women because pussies are awesome, and men being subjected to a variety of torturous hotness from both genders. It may appear to be a bit of a hodgepodge at first glance, but if I can place myself somehow in the scenario depicted, I will usually reblog it. For me, that’s critical. I really like to associate with the image personally in some way (and it’s not always obvious what that way is from the outside, I’m sure). Also, I’ve made the editorial decision to never show men ejaculating on the Portfolio because duh.

The second Tumblr I made was the Pit Stop. Pure dude pit porn. Very little deep thought put into it except I really have a thing for dude’s armpits. Cumshots allowed, though not the main point of the site so infrequently found.

The new one is called At least she lets you watch. This is another case of where the value of the porn for me is accentuated by trying to place myself in it. Due to my submissive tendencies, I tend not to really get off much on the images of women being fucked or otherwise appearing to be “bottoming” for a guy. But, I found that once I viewed these images through the lens of my nascent cuckolding kink, they suddenly become about a hundred times hotter for me. But they don’t fit on the Portfolio because images of MF sex there tend towards those where the woman appears to be in charge or I find the sex to be more reverential or respectful. On ALSLYW, I can freely post images of woman being complete sluts and loving it because the implication is she’s doing it with someone who’s not her husband. Convoluted, perhaps, but that’s how it works for me. Also, of course, the more cumshots the better. Especially if it’s all over her face or tits. Oh, yeah.

In a way, I think consuming porn is like going through a bucket of differently shaped pegs and seeing if they fit into any of one’s differently shaped holes. Some slip right in, some can be forced, and other just won’t work. It’s interesting to me how a simple internal change of perspective can make a peg that otherwise won’t fit suddenly work even though the peg itself hasn’t changed a bit.

Second random thing is Belle’s departure this morning for her two-week Asia trip. Much sadness. However, when I got home from the gym, she came out of the bathroom and told me she had a job for me. She gave me Pink and told me to give her new batteries so she wouldn’t have to worry about the little vibrator not working while she’s gone.

Funny story about that. We took Pink on vacation with us (and used her, too) and, upon leaving for home, I packed her in my suitcase. The suitcase went into a Jeep and then onto a ferry and then stacked in the back of a cab before being handed back to me at the airport. When I picked it up, I felt what I though was some kind of machinery vibration coming up from the ground. Thought it was weird, but didn’t stop to consider it more than that. Then, once we were checking in and about to hand over the luggage to security, I felt the vibration again. And it hit me. Pink was happily buzzing inside my suitcase. Right in the middle of the check-in area, in front of the kiosks and airline agents and fellow travelers, I laid the suitcase on its side, popped it open, and rustled around inside until I found the vibrator. It was hot. Probably a good thing I turned it off. No idea how long it had been going (had to have been a while based on its temp) or if anyone around me noticed what I was doing (doubtful), but that’s why Belle wanted me to swap out her batteries. So I dutifully shuffled off and tended to my wife’s vibrator so she could get herself off without worry while I was left at home with a locked up penis.

4 thoughts on “Of porn and rogue vibrators

  1. Good story Thumper on the vibrator buzzing in the luggage. Reminds me of the time when my wife and I were traveling with the smaller of our two jeweled steel butt plugs and it was buried deep in my carry on bag. TSA saw it thru the screening process and dug it out. When he retrieved it, looked at it and asked, “that’s one of those fancy wine stoppers isn’t it”? All I could do was smile and say, yes sir!

  2. Crazy. You and I are a lot alike. I think you tend more towards the middle of the Kinsey scale and I’m just a bit to the straight side from you. The “how does this peg fit” analogy is perfect. I am a collector by nature and before my wife and I started playing with chastity, I would download a TON. Barely ever watched anything, but collected a ton. And as soon as we went into chastity, despite the fact that I was much hornier due to being denied, I stopped collecting completely. Started posting on Tumblr, but not collecting and watching porn. But I find I look at the stuff I find and post on Tumblr in a much different way, almost exactly how you see it. But I look at almost any porn scene or picture and can visualize myself as anyone in the scene. I am definitely a natural sub, but I definitely have dom fantasies. My introverted personality doesn’t fit the fantasy in real life, but I’m definitely switchy like that.

    And I recently changed my Tumblr from a chastity / sissy / cuckold theme to a general porn theme. I’m far more interested in the entire spectrum of sex to pigeon-hole myself into one tiny niche. Ironically, I haven’t changed what I’m posting, but the interest doubled overnight.

    Anyhow, keep up the good work!

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