Over on The Glow Inside, I found this entry linking to one of those silly web quizzes that tells you something about yourself. Specifically, it attempts to quantify one’s sexual perversions and render a kinkiness score. My favorite of these kinds of things is this old chestnut that supposedly tells you how gay you are. According to a British television network, I am fairly gay, but my score seems to fluctuate wildly. Seems to me, the best way to find out how gay you are (as a male) is to ask how much you like sucking a cock or having it up your ass, but what do I know? That’d make for a pretty short quiz, I suppose.
In any event, Belle and I took the kink test. I scored somewhat higher than I expected with a 626 out of 1000 (a “Major League Kinkster”, apparently). It’s true that there are few things I’m not willing to try or are interested in, but my practical experience in many of them is limited. Guess I got a bunch of “A for effort”-type credit. I wasn’t sure Belle’d break 100, but she scored a whopping 217 which, they say, sweetly hints at her kinky nature. Belle’s immediate comment was, “Why are we together?” but I was really pretty enthused. I mean, sweetly hinting at a kinky side? Sounds good to me. At least there is a kinky side, right? Could have been a lot worse.
Oh, and by the way, we’re together because I’m deeply in love with her and can’t imagine being anywhere else. So there.
Wow.. I’ve caught 40% of teh gay.
Funny – who the hell writes these stoopid thing, anyway?
I bet you would have scored higher if you weren’t so damned handy. Everyone knows homosexuals can’t turn a screwdriver to save their lives.
I’m going to turn out to be sooooo gay if I do that….
Huh. Only 33%. They told me to loose up, as women these days like a little gayness in their coffee.
Or something like that.
Last time I did it, I was like 53%, but I’ve been as high as 60-ish% in the past. I assume my answers change from time to time and they’re not randomly assigning values each time the test is taken.