More like Guam

Me: What are we going to do tonight?

Her: Watch Colbert, go to bed.

Me: And give you an orgasm?

Her: … Maybe.

Me: Do I get a vote?

Her: No.

Me: Not even like a Washington D.C. kind of vote?

Her: Not even. You’re more like Guam.

Me: Oh.

(Alas, there was no orgasm.)

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