Spam favorites

Here’s a collection of recently received spam comments that I think deserve credit for being at least mildly entertaining.

This, smartly left by a reader named “penis enlargement”:

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I’ve always thought the glance of my blog was easy and now I have independent verification.

Hotshot bald cop said:

Why is it I all the time feel like you do?

The eternal question, isn’t it?

Penis enlargement tools said:

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Um…OK.

Hotshot blad cop came back with this gratuitous compliment:

You my pal are a genius

Same to you, man. Same to you.

Then, in response to this, he said:

This made me chuckle for a protracted time.

Nothing like a protracted chuckle, is there? Especially one over anal toys. Oh, yeah. Good times.

Another reader with the unusual name “enlarge the girth of pennis” said:

My brother recommended I might like this website. He was totally right. This submit actually made my day. You cann’t believe just how so much time I had spent for this info! Thanks!

And I’m thinking, I don’t have a brother, but I’m pretty sure most brothers aren’t recommending my site to each other. Maybe they are. Either way, I wonder why, if my parents named me “enlarge the girth of pennis”, I wouldn’t have corrected the typo by the time I could type, but maybe “pennis” isn’t what I think it is.

ETGOP came back with the following:

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And, to me, that almost sounds poetic. Like ETGOP is really a frustrated beat poet in black beret and sunglasses reading his stuff in a dark and smokey speakeasy somewhere. I admit, this vision is somewhat supported by the very next comment in my spam filter left by the ever-popular Hotshot bald cop:

Right on!

Indeed.

6 thoughts on “Spam favorites

  1. Yea, you’d think they’d learn to spam in reasonable english! A close friend of mine teaches english in China, and he gets a big uplift in salary ‘cos he’s a native speaker. He says you ain’t heard english until you heard it from a Chinese, who’s been taught by a Chinese, who’s been taught by a Chinese, who’s been taught by a Chinese, who’s been taught by a Chinese, who’s been taught by a Chinese!

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