April metrics

IMG_2426A full third of the year is done and it’s yet another “weird” month where Belle and I have been apart far too often. May will be more of the same and it’s really starting to take a toll on me, but that’s for another post. This is just about numbers.

I was out of a device for just over an hour and a half which is the lowest amount since Locktober. That’s two-tenths of one percent of freedom, twice for Belle but there was also a day where I was out for cleaning and maintenance that was a long enough period (nine minutes) that I felt it needed to be counted. The Steelheart once again was the preferred deterrent, though I did dally with a few others towards the end of the month (Looker 02 and Micro). My own travel had me in the Holy Trainer v3 (I keep going back and forth between the v2 and the v3).

Belle let me fuck her twice and both times I leaked into her. No orgasms for me.

Belle only had six orgasms this month which is the lowest number this year and the fewest since June of last year. She gave herself two of them, I fingered her for the rest.

IMG_2429In the first 120 days of the year, I was not locked into a device for a skosh over eight hours. That’s just nearly three-tenths of one percent. Conversely, 99.72% of 2018 I’ve been locked. I have an appointment with my doctor later this week so the YTD unlock number will go up quite a bit, as a percentage, but I’m going to do my best to minimize the impact. Last time I saw him, I took the device off in the parking lot and put it back on in the car when I was done. I have been known to visit the doctor while locked, but only when I’m there for a specific reason unrelated to anything happening between my legs. This is more a general visit so I can’t be sure what he’ll want to fondle, fiddle with, or poke. I’m at that age where everything is game.

Belle gets home from Europe where she’s been since last week and will be going to the east coast tomorrow. Later in the month, after I’m back in LA, she goes to Asia. That all profoundly sucks. Maybe June will be whatever normal was…

3 thoughts on “April metrics

  1. I have to admit that these metrics crack me up a bit because it shows how differently people can approach this. For example, I’ve spent hours modifying devices so I don’t have to switch them out; My time has been 99.9998% in my A272 (they really need a better name for that thing); the only time out has been for a few 2 minutes cleanings.

    Of course, my own travel is just back and forth to work, where I don’t need to pass through any scanners, so there’s that.

  2. I love a good pie chart. I like your approach. Statistics are fun! As for the being apart thing, yes this really sucks. I’ll be interested in that post and possibly adding my twopennethworth if I have anything constructive to add.

  3. Starting to like the look of the A272 as a interim device
    Any suggestions please on how I could utilise my pa to add to security I’d prefer if there is a good alternative way to not use a pa padlock we’re thinking of something more integral than hanging outside the tube.

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