Here’s how bad it’s gotten. See that floor tile? It’s from our bathroom. Specifically, it’s the floor right in front of our toilet. I get to look at it a lot since, as most everyone know, it’s easier to pee into a toilet sitting down when wearing a chastity device (some of them require it).
Anyways, I’m sitting there looking at this tile and all of a sudden I see something I’ve never seen before: the form of a reclining nude woman. I can see her breast, her stomach and right leg. Even her bush. And I’m like, what. The. Fuck.
The phenomenon of seeing meaningful shapes in otherwise random patterns is called pareidolia, though I’ve never heard of it being driven by hormones.
I actually see a men with nice abs but a weirdly shaped head 🙂
One sees what is needed or wanted, looks like.
Now that’s just weird. 😉